What is the definition of Dpi Handicap Removal?

"Dpi handicap removal, my friends, is the fancy medical term for when someone's visual acuity drops to such a low Dpi (dots per inch) they can barely tell a cat from a tomato soup. It's like saying 'the world's most visually impaired person now can only see in black and white, but they're still trying to read a newspaper.'"

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Example sentence: "The dpi handicap removal for the elderly tech guru was so severe, he could only manage to navigate his smartphone with the help of a giant magnifying glass and his grandma's old phone."